Last weekend Claire was having a wedding shower.

I was celebrating my friend Cameron’s last weekend of un-married life. We thought it would be interesting to contrast them. After all, it’s not often we spend a weekend apart and this one definitely ran quite the gamut of differences.

Nothing like this happened

Editor’s note: Unfortunately a large number of the guests at this event are lawyers. Because of this I’ve had my attorney review this post and white out any potentially incriminating statements. I humbly apologize for any inconvenience.

A bunch of my friend Cameron’s friends (including me) descended on Athens, GA last weekend. This was an old stomping ground of ours back in the day, and we thought it would be fitting for one last “Hurrah!”

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